Truth and lies

It grieves us to hear the wild rumours about the existence of an ultra secret robot, constructed to destroy all electronic devices. Nonsense of course, as is the idea that this robot has been seen on RobotWars, where it is supposed to have been in training to overcome all future resistance. What it all comes down to is that somebody is spreading these lies, which we are now exposing for what they're worth. In total there are seven major lies.

The rumour that...

  1. Enderbot exists
  2. Enderbot has participated in Engeland in the first Dutch RobotWars
  3. Enderbot has been seen in England previously at Robots@War
  4. Enderbot would have been flown in by stealth helicopter
  5. Enderbot would have been constructed by a secret organisation that has supposedly ties to the CIA and/or the KGB
  6. Enderbot has been damaged beyond repair at the first Dutch RobotWars
  7. Enderbot would have used technology that is not only forbidden by the organisation of RobotWars, but is also highly dangerous and causes serious side effects (like hallucinations) with both roboteers and public

is absolutely not true!!!

We deny every involvement with Enderbot and Robot Wars, mechnical violence and remote controlled weapons. We also deny that this is the homepage of Enderbot, supposedly one of the 30 combat robots that have participated in the first Dutch Robot Wars. This website and all the information in it have no ties with reality whatsoever.

In fact, now you're reading this page, we strongly recommend you to contact your nearest health center, since it is obvious you're suffering from hallucinations and you're no longer capable of seperating dream from reality. This website is clearly the product of your own overly active imagination.

We strongly dissaude you to go any further. The contents of this website will only make it worse and besides, it has nothing to do with the shadowy phenomenon called Enderbot and nothing whatsoever will be told about RobotWars.

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